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I shall post sth here!!!
The skull story!!!!
One day you were going to die
When a doctor preserved your skull
As in your skull and brains lived
When the rest of your body died
Then the operation successful;
Your family came to visit you
"YO DUDE! How are you man?!"
They cried
"YO DUDES; I am feeling alive and good?!!!!"
You replied
"Oh GREAT! You sound TERRRIFICC!"
They said
"hey; wanna go bowling? You can use me as a ball(;"
you suggested
"Sure; but can you really bear to sacrifice yourself for our entertainment?"
Family replies
"No prob folks; no problem at all(; I don't mind; just fit fingers in the eyeholes and thumb in the mouth((; and I'll make sure they fit folks;"
You reply
"oh yay! ^^ love ya! Ok folks lezz get bowling mannnnn maaannnn"
Family cheers
After bowling a perfect game of 300; you come back to the machine
"MAAAAN! That was really oily!!!!!!! I feel so so so DIRTAYE!!!!!! Arrrgrh!!!"
You complain
"o.o sowies man; lets treat you to a nice massage; sauna and bath((; "
They suggest
"yay; sure((; good boy good girl"
You exclaim
So after the 3 activities; your baby cousin feels like bowling and you offer yourself
Halfway in mid swing; your cousin feels the weight of your skull
"arrgh!!! Why so clever for what? Your brain so big and heavy for what lah you; oso half dead wad hmph so hevy how to swing la?!"
She complains
"HMPH! I so nice VOLUNTEER MYSELF!!! ANW I SO SMART YOU JEALOUS RIGHT! AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BE HALF ALIVE YOU ALSO JEALOUS WAD!!! UNGRATEFUL!!!"
YOU SHOUT
" NOPE! I just pity you"
She replies
~ end of story~
Haaha
When my bro heard that he n his friend laugh like crazy
And I was saying with so much drama
Lol
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boolala byees(;
gotta go change and pack les(;